Betty Stats

Betty had her 15-month appointment last week.
At 18 lbs 2 oz she is in the -3% for weight. Don't ask me how negative percentiles are possible, I can not wrap my head around it. 

Her length is 29 inches, 14% and her Head is 18.25 inches and a whopping 65%.

What's Betty's secret to staying slim? She drops it like it's hot.

Last dance video, I promise. Unless she does something cuter than this, which is unlikely.

Also, in other news, a boy in Ava's class called her "hot" yesterday, which is disturbing and funny at once. It upset Ava, I suspect because she wasn't sure if it was a good or a bad thing. The teacher asked him what he meant and he said "I don't know, Quentin was saying it first."  Ahh, kindergarten love.

Captain Slow

A few weeks ago Ryan was helping Asher use the potty. If you have been around Asher, you have probably noticed that he moves at a snails pace. Ryan was getting frustrated with his antics, which were turning the task at hand into a lengthy ordeal. Asher, always a charmer, started giggling and hopped off the potty with  a wad of toilet paper stuck in between his cheeks, he said "I'm yike a wabbit!" and started hopping around.