This is betty, in recovery after being traumatized because I told a gassy Asher to go lay on the sofa. Betty cried and cried and yelled, saying "he will toot on it!". this is a different sofa, not the contaminated one (of course.)
Ps-I am trying to say "sofa" instead of "couch" now so if I ever meet Ryans coworkers I wont embarrass myself. what do you think? Pretentious?