I was strolling the kids around the drug store a few days ago, and suddenly Ava says, loudly "GASP! Who tooted?"
As far as I know, there was no tooting. Maybe our cart made a noise.
so I tried to shush her with "Nobody. That was nothing"
Ava: "Was it you, mommy?" (still very loud)
Me, sounding mighty guilty: "No. I don't know what you're talking about. Shh."
Ava: "Was it Asher? Who tooted?"
Me: "Fine, yes, it was Asher."